umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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