just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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