? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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