I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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