so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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