You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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