her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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