I need help removing her.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Just cropdusted the office
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
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