you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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