You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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