last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Randomize
