so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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