just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
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I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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