Your dad touched me again.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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