sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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