thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
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just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize