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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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Don't drive home.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"

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(315): View more from New York

it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor

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(925): View more from California

You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!

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