There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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