that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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