Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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