I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
He passed out mid-signature
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
She has the best kind of daddy issues
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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