Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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