Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
