well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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