i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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