butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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