Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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