guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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