Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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