Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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