your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Nicole vs. Life
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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