Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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