k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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