its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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