When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
My vagina just clenched in fear
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