brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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