So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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