the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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