I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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