And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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