So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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