Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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