oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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