I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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