And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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