I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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