I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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