We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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