Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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