Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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