it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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