i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
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The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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