her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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