first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then