whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.