just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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